Oh yeah, this is dumb. In Kelowna, BC, protesters gathered to bring focus to the numbers of sexual assault cases the RCMP deems unfounded and the routine destruction of forensic evidence known as rape kits. Oh the RCMP, they always get their man, unless their man’s a rapist. The Ford government is being criticized for spending over 230 million dollars to cancel green energy initiatives in Ontario. The energy minister said that before the decision was made, he consulted with a climate denying frog who told him, it’s not easy being green. Oh sorry, I got that wrong. He consulted a climate denying blog that said climate change is a hoax, the earth is flat, and the moon landing never happened. That makes more sense, in that it makes no sense. A birth control injection has been developed for men. Some men are skeptical of the injection, saying that it might hurt them more than childbirth hurts them now. Oh come on ya weenies! It’s just a little prick! If you wanna see a ton of dumb things, check out MJ Comedy TV.