Are There Any More Democrats Who Need a Debate?

Are There Any More Democrats Who Need a Debate?


LET’S GET INTO IT, THIS EVENING,
OF COURSE WAS THE SECOND STRAIGHT NIGHT OF DEMOCRATIC
DEBATES ON CNN. THERE WERE TEN MORE QUAN DATES
TONIGHT INCLUDE– CANDIDATES INCLUDING FRONTRUNNER JOE BIDEN,
A SECOND HE CAN BAIT T WAS A REAL RELIEF FOR ANYONE WHO
WATCHED TWO HOURS AND 45 MINUTES OF ARGUING LAST NIGHT, AND YOU
HOUT IT IS A SHAME WE CAN’T DO THIS EVERY NIGHT, YOU KNOW. OVER THE LAST TWO NIGHTS WE’VE
WATCHED 20 DEMOCRATS ARGUING. USUALLY IF YOU WANT TO SEE THAT
YOU HAVE TO WALK INTO A WHOLE FOODS AND START CRITICIZING
HAMILTON. SOME OF THE CANDIDATES EVEN TOOK
TIME AFTERWARDS TO MEET WITH VOTERS IN PERSON, JOE BIDEN,
HOWEVER, WENT THE EXTRA MILE AND OFFERED THIS.>>EVERY VOTE COUNTS. NOW IN LAST NIGHT’S DEBATE THERE
WERE A COUPLE OF MOMENTS THAT PEOPLE WERE STILL TALKING ABOUT
TODAY, FOR EXAMPLE, THERE WAS THIS EXCHANGE BETWEEN BERNIE
SANDERS AND JOHN HEADACHEEN– HICKENLOOPERS WHERE
SANDERS THREW HIS HANDS NEWSPAPER DISBELIEF.>>AGAIN, I THINK IF WE FORCE
AMERICANS TO MAKE THESE RADICAL CHANGES THEY ARE NOT GOING TO GO
ALONG. THROW YOUR HANDS UP. YOU HAVEN’T– .>>James: LOOKS LIKE THOSE
WATER AEROBICS CLASSES AT THE SENIOR CENTER ARE FINALLY PAYING
OFF FOR BERNIE. CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN. LOOK AT HERE, LOOK. (LAUGHTER)
I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR BERNIE SANDERS TO LOOK MORE
LIKE HE’S BEING ATTACKED BY PIGEONS. PERHAPS NOBODY HAD MORE SOUND
BITES FROM LAST NIGHT THAN POLITICAL NEWCOMER MARIANNE
WILLIAMSON. HERE SHE IS TALKING ABOUT HOW
AMERICANS AR FED UP WITH WASHINGTON.>>AND DON’T THINK THE
DEMOCRATIC PARTY SHOULD BE SURPRISED THAT SO MANY AMERICANS
BELIEVE YADA YADA YADA STVMENT TIME FOR US TO START OVER.>>James: YADA YADA YADA. YADA YADA YADA. SWI PART OF SOMEONE CHANCES OF
BECOMING PRESIDENT WHICH IS NADA NADA NADA. IT IS ACTUALLY A USEFUL PHRASE,
YADA YADA YADA. YADA YADA YADA IS ACTUALLY HOW I
AM GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS ENTIRE MOMENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY. I WILL BE LIKE BARACK O OBAMA
WAS PRESIDENT, EVERYTHING WAS COOL, YADA YADA YADA. DONALD TRUMP, YADAA YADA NOW I
LIVE IN AN UNDERGROUND BUNK WE ARE MY FAMILY. MOVING ON A PROGOVERNMENT
ACTIVIST IN CHINA RECENTLY TRIED TO PUBLICLY OUT A CUA AGENT AND
BLOW HIS COVER CLAIMING THAT THE AGENT WAS CREATING CHAOS IN
BEIJING. HERE IS THE THING, THIS IS THE
PHOTO OF THE SUPPOSED CIA AGENT HE ACTUALLY POSTED ONLINE. LOOK AT THIS. (LAUGHTER)
>>OH MY.>>A YOUNG MATT DAMON OR AS MANY
OF YOU ARE THINKING, A CURRENT JAMES CORDEN, MOST PEOPLE WOULD
ACCEPT BOTH ANSWERS. PRETTY MUCH IMPOSSIBLE TO KNOW
WHICH IS WHICH REALLY. THAT IS A PICTURE OF MATT DAMON
FROM THE BOURNEE IDENTITY BUT I SAW THIS AND I WAS LIKE HERE IS
THE THING, HOW DO WE KNOW MATT DAMON ISN’T SO GOOD AT ACTING
LIKE A CUA AGENT BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY IS A CIA AGENT? (LAUGHTER)
YEAH. MAYBE THEY ARE– LET THAT BLOW
YOUR MIND FOR JUST A SECOND. MATT DAMON IS CAPABLE OF
ANYTHING. HE LITERALLY BOUGHT A ZOO. (LAUGHTER)
AND FINALLY, A JAPANESE COMPANY RECENTLY RELEASED AN ODD NEW
PRODUCT, IT ST A SET OF MUSIC SPEAKERS DESIGNED TO HUG YOU
FROM BEHIND. THEY’RE CALLING THEM BOYFRIEND
SPEAKERS, RIGHT. LOOK AT THEM HERE. LOOK AT THESE. LOOK AT THAT. YOU CAN SEE THE APPEAL IF YOU
HAVE LOST ENOUGH AIR PODS. THOSE BOYFRIEND SPEAKERS ARE
PRETTY REALISTIC. JUST LIKE AN ACTUAL RIPPED
BOYFRIEND, IT MAKES SOUND BUT STILL HAS NO WAY OF
COMMUNICATING ITS FEELINGS OR DESIRES. (APPLAUSE)
A PAIR OF ARMS THAT WILL HUG YOU FROM BEHIND, IN JAPAN THEY ARE
MARKETED AS BOYFRIEND SPEAKERS. OVER HERE IT IS A LITTLE
DIFFERENT. IN THIS COUNTRY WE’RE KNOWN AS
JOE BIDEN SIMULATORS.