Introducing.. Communism – As Seen on TV

Introducing.. Communism – As Seen on TV


[Sad Piano Music]
Are you tired of today’s capitalist agenda? Do you feel overwhelmed by consumerist society? Wake up, proud proletarian! [Slap!] [Russian theme] Introducing.. Communism! The number one solution for establishing socioeconomic order. No more injustice. Everyone gets to share! Communism is not compatible with the following countries: Communism can not be held responsible for a revolution or civil war. Terms and conditions apply. [Russian theme continues]