Joe Biden Takes National Lead in Democratic Primary Poll

Joe Biden Takes National Lead in Democratic Primary Poll


-Let’s get to the news. President Trump, this afternoon,
tweeted an image of his head on Sylvester Stallone’s body
from the movie poster for “Rocky III.” So he’s either trying to tell us
how tough he is or he’s trying to explain
his extensive brain damage. According to a new poll,
former Vice President Joe Biden has retaken the lead,
nationally, in the Democratic primary. Said Biden,
“I’m gonna win this thing or my name isn’t
whatever my name is.” A record 31 1/2 million
people are expected to be traveling for
the Thanksgiving holiday. And no surprise —
they’re all taking your exit. [ Cheers and applause ] Just how it goes.
That’s just how it goes. A newspaper in Canada ran
a Christmas ad this week and misspelled Santa’s
name as Satan. “Weird. That’s so weird. The same thing happened to me
at Starbucks,” said Kellyanne Conway. [ Cheers and applause ] Today was Pie in the Face Day. And tomorrow is
Pie in the Laundry Room While You Hide From Your
Relatives Day. MIT students, over the weekend,
set a Guinness World Record after throwing a hot dog 120
feet and catching it in a bun. “$50,000 a year,” said their parents, who
pay the tuition. “A hot dog! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
That’s great. That’s great.
We took out a second mortgage!” According to a new study, more than 64 million unnecessary
e-mails are sent every day, and sending one less
per day could reduce the amount of carbon in
the atmosphere, Bernie. A North Carolina woman is being
accused of conspiring with her boyfriend to stage a
robbery at the convenience store where she worked to get money
for an engagement ring. Officials first became
suspicious when she described the suspect as a 6-foot-tall
male who never does the dishes. And, finally, New York’s
Old Homestead Steakhouse is offering the country’s most
expensive Thanksgiving dinner, which costs $181,000. It includes a vacation on
a private yacht, a gourmet meal,
Super Bowl tickets, and two iPhones. Of course, if you hold off
on the iPhones, it only runs you 60 bucks.